Tuesday, 23 December 2008

baked eggs - the anti recipe

Eggs ala Car

A delightful recipe I hope you never have to experience.

Ingredients:

1 brand new car
6 large eggs
A bunch of idiots

Method:

Carelessly throw eggs at car
Wait 6 hours until the sun rises and bakes the egg and shell onto car
Take to car wash
Pay $95 to have removed

Served best, first thing in the morning.

Warning: Car may still smell like raw egg after it has been detailed.

...to the idiots who egged my car in the early hours of this morning: Karma is a bitch and you're going to get yours.

Have a nice day!

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