The lines between food and sex do tend to blur from time to time. Oysters and prosecco, for one, is known to be a killer combo, and who's to say that old adage about strawberries and chocolate sauce doesn't work wonders for some?
But a 7 inch hamburger? Spare me.
Burger King in the US have just launched a new product to it's menu - the "mind blowing" (their words, not mine) burger contains a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce.
The print campaign contains an unfortunate model doing her best blow-up doll impression, as the burger in question heads towards her mouth, in "here comes the aeroplane" fashion. Blow jobs. Penises. Mind blowing orgasms. Yes, Burger King - we get it. But the bigger question is "Where the hell did you find your copy? Did it come in a brown paper bag from the local adult xxx store?"
In an increasingly desensitised world, we may have lost a fair few virtues along the way - though we hope taste remains a last bastion of hope (for some). Perhaps Burger King should consider it as a featured ingredient in their next campaign.