Oh god, how I love The Colbert Report. Without it, we'd be much poorer for it. And probably laugh a lot less. I'd also not know about the wonderfully insane developments in food that, for the most part, occur in the U.S.A.
Take the Le Whif, for instance. Why chew your food, when you can quite literally inhale it? A finely ground flavoured powder, you suck it through a contraption that somewhat resembles an asthma inhaler. What more could you ask for, really.
Available in both chocolate and coffee versions, the website provides pure gold quotes such as "easy to open!", and "takes a new approach to eating, by breathing."
Need I say more? Thank you Stephen Colbert.