Every so often, the internet presents pure genius. Cooked up by YouTube in 24 hours, no less, Egg Watchers isn't some bizzare form of weightloss program, but a brilliant way to boil an egg. Simply tell the site the size, desired softness and current temperature (fridge/no fridge)..and GO! You'll then be shown a crazy YouTube video, the exact length it takes to boil your egg to perfection. How's that for distraction cooking?
Oddly enough or not, it's quite accurate and thoroughly entertaining (Try: Large egg, from the fridge, squidgy...totally disturbing.) Points for using music from Twin Peaks soundtrack - claymation will never be more disturbing. Amazeballs.